I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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