Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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