Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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