I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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