You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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