Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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