i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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