Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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