Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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