Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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