Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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