You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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