I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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