He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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