yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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