So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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