i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
