we made out on top of his cat.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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