is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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