went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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