In the future we'll all be gay
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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