Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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