I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
We talked him into tasing himself.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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