you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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