im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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