Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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