Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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