Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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