How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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