How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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