Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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