And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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