Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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