About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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