Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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