She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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