When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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