is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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