6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
