Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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