and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
there was a trapeze. enough said
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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