you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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