did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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