Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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