Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Hippo gnu deer
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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