I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
They took my balls.
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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