I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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