this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
We had to coat check the pizza.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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