Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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