My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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