And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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