Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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