next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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