She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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