i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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