I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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