He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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