erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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