Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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